Oh my god this is fucking amazing
I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms.
- Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
- Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
- Guy: Well...yeah.
- Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
sweetheart u are so cute and u deserve the world nd the most handsome boy ever to come sweep you off your feet
Thank u I appreciate ur kindness but being swept off my feet by a man is not my end goal, becoming the powerful queen I was born to be, while sweeping handsome men’s wallets into my pockets is my end goal xx
"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????